Green Cat

joined oct 2021

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Items (29)

ALBINO PIATELLA

ALBINO PIATELLA

Albino Piatella

£30+
CALI MOUSSE HASH

CALI MOUSSE HASH

Cali Mousse Hash Please be advised this is more like “Kief” than hash Strawberry Cough XXX OG

£19+
LEMON SNOW LEOPARD

LEMON SNOW LEOPARD

Lemon Snow Leopard Lemon Snow Leopard, also known as “LemonSnow Leopard #69” or simply as “LSL,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Snow Leopard X OG Kush Breath strains.

£27+
CHOCOLOPE DRY SIFT HASH

CHOCOLOPE DRY SIFT HASH

Chocolope Morrocan Dry Sift Hash. Bubbles under a flame.

£27+
SKYWALKER OG

SKYWALKER OG

FRESH BATCH! 11/3/26 Skywalker OG grown in UK. Skywalker OG Indica-dominant hybrid cross between Mazar and Blueberry OG.

£27+
SILVER BUBBLE

SILVER BUBBLE

Silver Bubble small to medium sized buds (UK) Silver Bubble comes from DNA Genetics, based in Amsterdam. It is a three-way cross between Skunk, Northern Lights, and Haze

£23+
TRIANGLE OG

TRIANGLE OG

Triangle OG

£23+
LA MOUSSE

LA MOUSSE

La Mousse Morrocan Hash Super soft clean la mousse great value for money.

£19+
1000 MG DISPOSABLE VAPES

1000 MG DISPOSABLE VAPES

1000 MG DISPOSABLE VAPES Max 2 Vapes per order STRAINS AVAILABLE - Lemon Cherry Gelato Runtz Bubble Bath Euphoria Lychee Cream Strawberry Gelato

£30
COOKIE DAWG

COOKIE DAWG

Cookie Dawg (UK) Fresh Batch! Cookie Dawg is a combination of GSC and Chemdog. Cookie Dawg is an indica-dominant strain that's high in THC, producing intense relaxation.

£23+
ALIEN OG

ALIEN OG

Alien OG (UK) Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is a hybrid cross of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush.

£27+
EXO CHEESE

EXO CHEESE

Exodus Cheese small to medium size buds. Generally known as simply “Cheese” or “UK Cheese,” Exodus Cheese is the original clone-only strain that originated in Southern England sometime during the late 1980s or early 90s.

£27+
ZOAP

ZOAP

Zoap (UK) Zoap is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Pink Guava #16 X Rainbow Sherbet strains.

£27+
Silver Bubble Trim

Silver Bubble Trim

Silver bubble trim. You might find some string or perlite inside please just remove and enjoy sorry for the inconvenience.

£30+
WEDDING CAKE

WEDDING CAKE

Wedding Cake (UK)

£27+
OZK

OZK

OZK (UK) The OZK Strain is bred by Dying Breed Seeds and combines Zkittlez X OG Kush.

£27+
ZODA (TOP SHELF)

ZODA (TOP SHELF)

Zoda Top shelf small to medium size buds. Zoda is an indica-dominant weed strain bred by Umami Seed Company and Super Seed Co, made from a complex cross of (Zkittlez x Acai Gelato) x Seattle Soda.

£49+
GIRAFFE PUSSY (TOP SHELF)

GIRAFFE PUSSY (TOP SHELF)

Giraffe Pussy Top shelf small to medium sized buds. Giraffe Pussy: A slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa) created by crossing MILF and Astronaut Pussy.

£49+
MIMOSA

MIMOSA

Mimosa (UK) Mimosa, also known as "Purple Mimosa," is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Clementine with Purple Punch.

£27+
TROPICANA COOKIES

TROPICANA COOKIES

Tropicana Cookies Tropicana Cookies is a hybrid strain first bred by Harry Palms of Bloom Seed Co, who crossed GSC and Tangie.

£27+
ZANBANGER (TOP SHELF)

ZANBANGER (TOP SHELF)

Zangbanger Top shelf small to medium size buds. Zang Banger is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delightful Sherbanger #22 X Zangria strains.

£49+
GAS GIMLET (TOP SHELF)

GAS GIMLET (TOP SHELF)

Gas Gimlet Top shelf small to medium sized buds Gas Gimlet is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain created by Wizard Trees by crossing Wizard OG x Zangria.

£49+
COOKIES & CREAM TRIM

COOKIES & CREAM TRIM

New Batch

£30+
FAYGO RED POP (TOP SHELF)

FAYGO RED POP (TOP SHELF)

Faygo Red Pop Top shelf small to medium sized buds. Faygo Red Pop is primarily an indica-dominant strain, with its genetic lineage reputedly stemming from a cross between an Afghani variety and an unknown strain.

£49+
CHERRY TART

CHERRY TART

Cherry Tart (UK) Cherry Tart is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Cherry Pie and Very Cherry. This strain is 50% sativa and 50% indica.

£27+
GELLO SHOTZ (TOP SHELF)

GELLO SHOTZ (TOP SHELF)

Gello Shotz Top shelf small to medium size buds. Gello Shotz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gello X Runtz strains.

£49+
PINK KUSH

PINK KUSH

Pink Kush Pink Kush, as coveted as its OG Kush relative, is an indica-dominant hybrid with powerful body-focused effects.

£27+
GAS CANDY

GAS CANDY

Gas Candy small to medium sized buds. Gas Candy, also known as Candy Gas, is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Kandy Kush and OG #18.

£27+
PERMANENT MARKER (TOP SHELF)

PERMANENT MARKER (TOP SHELF)

Doja Permanent Marker small to medium sized buds (Top Shelf) Los Angeles indie brand Doja Exclusive released the Permanent Marker weed strain in 2022 on both coasts. Bred and grown by Seed Junky Genetics’ JBeezy and selected by Doja Pak, t…

£49+

Reviews snapshot

150 total
2 recent low ratings2/1014/1017/1018/1069/101010/10131
  • 10took 1 day
    5 hours ago

    Bangerz 🙏🇬🇧

  • 10took 2 days
    6 hours ago

    Solid as ever.

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    6 hours ago

    Bloody lovely mate.. thanks!!!

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    11 hours ago

    dont like giving bad reviews but have to be honest,

    i ended up binning this left a very weird residue and ive smoked alot of hash for 30 years never seen anything like this. For a start its far too cheap for it to be legit piatella. Whatever it is i dont believe its hash and concerned what ive been putting in my lungs.

    The high felt more like i had been sedated, cant really put it into words it just didnt feel like a thc kind of high.

    Dont think i will order from this guy again because im not 100% sure this is hash.

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    Rapid

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    Good for stealth and weight.

    Ordered 10g but asked for 5g of each strain.

    Pink Drink is sandy in colour and texture with a green hue, smells and tastes very terpy.

    XXX OG is much paler than the PD, also very soft/sandy pops to dust under little pressure with a good smell and taste.

    Bargain in all honesty.

    Thanks GC 😘

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    Good for stealth and weight. Smells and tastes on point. Gets you wrecked. Thanks GC 😘

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    abit leafy on this lot not quite up to previous batches

  • 10took 2 days
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    fruity and gassy gushers terps. Good stuff.

  • 10took 2 days
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    Nice OG terps and dense nugs. Good stuff.

  • 10took 2 days
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    Nice softy crumbly hash with a smooth smoke. Good stuff.

  • 10took 2 days
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    Nice old school kush smell and flavour. Good stuff

  • 10took 2 days
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    Nice orange and citrus terps mixed with that classic cookies gas. Good stuff.

  • 8
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    For pice for an average smoker it's good but for your more high tolerance you would need to smoke a fair bit (Also got an extra 2g in it )

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    Phat bud, quick delivery

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    Excellent smoke, next day delivery, crisis avoided. Thanks G.C.

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    Strong asf

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    💚 🧀 👍

  • 10took 1 day
    2 days ago

    Amazing bang for your buck

  • 10took 1 day
    2 days ago

    Top shelf hash @ bargain price that I keep coming back for more n more 😋

  • 10took 1 day
    2 days ago

    Great. Thanks

  • 10took 1 day
    2 days ago

    awsome service and item. Thank you very much

  • 10took same day
    2 days ago

    Lovely big fragrant buds, creamy, skunky, doughy - classic wedding cake terps. Nice relaxing stone, plenty of tasty vapour in the vape. Top service as ever, thanks GC

  • 10took 2 days
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    I've been using GC here and there for the best part of 2/3 years, this is easily one of the best strains I’ve had from him. Super terpy bit of bud, it taste like a lemony moonbow straight lemon and gas! Hopefully it’s still in stock on payday, probably won’t be after this review lol! Cheers GC!!

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    Very good , cheers

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    Very good ,

  • 10took 1 day
    2 days ago

    Fast delivery, good comms, lovely smooth hash. 10/10 👌🏼

  • 10took 1 day
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    Lovely! Always first class products and service with GC. Didn’t need much for a nice high so should last

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    Very happy with the extract, smells divine. Overweight as well so a nice bonus, would order again

  • 10took 1 day
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    Lovely bit of trim and great smoke as always, fast delivery but maybe needs an extra level of security, like a non see through bag, as a nosey postie has had a gander by the looks - at least they didn't nick this one!

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    Well packaged, quick delivery 10/10

  • 10took 1 day
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    Loving this one GC. Surprising amount of bud in it and its very nice and fresh. Bang on

  • 10took 2 days
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    Actually arrived in 1 day from send amazing Piatella 👏 as per my previous several reviews the force is strong 💪

  • 10took 1 day
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    Amazing piatella, looks and smells lush, dabs lovely, potent too, fast delivery and fair pricing, will defo order again.

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    Keep ordering this, lovely smoke!

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    i honestly don’t know why anyone would go anywhere else for their flower. absolute fire, fast shipping, great prices. can’t stress enough how good this shit is easy 10/10

  • 9took 1 day
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    Super fast shipping as always and great quality bud for the price too

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    Very nice hope it comes back again soon!

  • 10took 1 day
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    Lovely bit of bud, this seller is always a 10.

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    magic for the price.

  • 10took 1 day
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    Apple Kush - what a bargain at the price. I don't know how GC does it but I'm glad they do.

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    Only took one day and great stealth. Very happy with order for the price.

  • 10took 1 day
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    very nice bud , nicely cured n trimmed

  • 10took 2 days
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    Smells amazing smokes smooth

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    quick shipping beautiful nugs

  • 10took 1 day
    3 days ago

    Absolutely slaps! For the price, absolute bargain!!

  • 9.5took 1 day
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    Not as terpy as some of GC's other strains but still tasty with decent vapor when vaped.

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    Great smoke defo recommend

  • 10took 1 day
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    Nice bit of shake, used it for some cakes and seems to be working!! Plenty of little nugs in it too.

  • 10took 1 day
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    Another top bit o bud. I haven’t used used anyone as long as i have da cat and as consistently tbh bud always high standard never disappointed… sometimes astounded price and POT ential equals one happy old fart scratchin her ass and watchin call the midwife…. amusing back story - decided givin up joints and baccy so demolished my stash… ordered gummies , sweets , and a resin cart in prep for baccy free life… so edibles stalled for 4 days despite 24 hr tracked and in desperation thought nah , thats not gonna get here, ordered half o of cherry tart..: all arrived today! And am really ripped to the tits after a few blasts on a resin cart a 30mg sweety and so much more bongoed than id normally be and now have to lie down whilst crying and eating chocolate at thoze end bits spoken by vanessa redgrave ( gulps )- always gets me! Slightly concerned to close eyes bit room spinny. Wll go make coffee!!!! Peace oot x

  • 8.5took 2 days
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    All good cheers 👍

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    Nice smoke, less is definitely more. No sideburns on joint.

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    Dense buds. Great for the day. Nice mimosa taste at this price point

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    Decent smoke for the money

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    very good for the price & Delivery spot on

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    Amazing smoke, NDD

  • 3.8took 2 days
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    its strong, real nice face blast and the taste is alright. Dabbing it at 420-480f on a carta 2 with 3dxl atomizer, leaves weird black/brown residue.

    BUT!!! this isn’t piatella, piatella isn’t this cheap, and this weird color (that’s why it’s called “albino” (albino isn’t a strain)), texture isn’t piatella.

    this “piatella” could be;

    -CRC/THCA produce due to color. -CRC/synthetic produce due to the extremely low price.

    -THCA/synthetic due to ease of distribution.

    -Terpenes/terpenoids added in to add more to the authenticity

    -Potentially synthetic due to the texture, color, and that it is able to pass border controls easily (apparently).

    Therefore I do NOT believe that this is indeed legitimate Piatella hash. Piatella doesn't have that consistency and color - for the offered price.

    I hope to be proven wrong because I don’t know what I have been dabbing and putting into my lungs.

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    very nice and it’s potent too

  • 10took 1 day
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    Some classic silver terps on this. Great for the price

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    This stuff is bloody lovely, I'll definitely be ordering more! Looks good, smokes lovely, beautiful high, and stinks the house out <3

  • 10took 2 days
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    Really delicious

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    Absolute favourite strain, always banging!

  • 10took 1 day
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    Exo Cheese - lovely smoke it does remind me of the cheese from a while back just not as pungent as it used to be but still nice terpy weed. Flavours good and the high it excellent as well really nice can’t fault it

  • 10took 1 day
    4 days ago

    ordered Friday morning and it arrived Saturday 1pm and that wasnt even SNDD by 1 ! Excellent service and a nice on weight if not slightly over , tasty uplifting piece of hash.

  • 10took 2 days
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    Consistently good, always fast delivery.

  • 10took 3 days
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    What bang for your buck spot on

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    Really nice and soft, lovely nose

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    My go to Vendor time after time top service

  • 10took 1 day
    4 days ago

    Lovely mellow haze.

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    Solid as always. Fast delivery, good smoke for the price and with great stealth.

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    Got a half and half of this and the zangbanger. The zang is good, nice zangria gas instantly on the inhale with a fruity exhale. The gas gimlet is just that, sour gas! Smells like piss in a jar and is the most potent of the 2. Price may be a little high in my opinion but was nice to have the taste. Also I see people complaining about receiving smalls in the reviews and I would just like to say I received smalls on my previous purchase and I didn't leave a negative review or raise a dispute, I simply messaged GC and explained my dissatisfaction and he agreed to sort me on the next one, which he did generously. Getting smalls can happen from time to time but GC is a stand up guy and has always been understanding with things like this if you approach him in a respectful manner.

  • 10took 2 days
    5 days ago

    Proper sour cheesy punch, nice daytime smoke

  • 10took 2 days
    5 days ago

    Tastes weird a lot like mothballs but very balanced effects good hybrid strain

  • 10took 2 days
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    Fast delivery, great product, stealthy - everything was great as always.

  • 10took 2 days
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    Spot on as always. Can't fault. Tasty product.

  • 7took 2 days
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    Got and extra g as I got sent smalls, given the option I would rather have had something else sent than smalls,I would have given less than 7 but the cats service is always spot on.

  • 10took 2 days
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    I don't get much lemon terps of this but it's still a good bit of bud for the price, ordered Thursday night arrive Saturday,quality service from.the cat as always.

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    big

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    Very moreish

  • 10took 1 day
    6 days ago

    This is a lovely smoke.. Top service all round from GC as always.

  • 10took 2 days
    6 days ago

    Repeat order, sticky clean smoke. Hits great. At the price,

  • 10took 2 days
    6 days ago

    Good service Really nice hash, sticky. Smells great, pleasant smoke. Would get more

  • 10took 3 days
    6 days ago

    Fire tasty, nice and mouldable good stone amazing for price

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    Service 10. This hash is beyond what I've been used too, I've been smoking sugar and this is stronger! Very hard to handle, I keep mine in the fridge. I don't think I've finished a single joint of this before I've called it a night. POWERFUL!!!!

  • 8
    6 days ago

    Taste nice but doesnt burn as good as the Moroccan very dark ash

  • 10took 2 days
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    Very nice product.

  • 10took same day
    6 days ago

    Took less than 24 hrs to arrive. Proper bit of cheddar, nostalgia hit me as soon as I opened the bag. Havn't smelled or smoked cheese this good in a decade!

  • 10took 1 day
    6 days ago

    Very Nice. Fair price, next day delivery. Thanks

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