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Items (29)
ALBINO PIATELLA
Albino Piatella
CALI MOUSSE HASH
Cali Mousse Hash Please be advised this is more like “Kief” than hash Strawberry Cough XXX OG
LEMON SNOW LEOPARD
Lemon Snow Leopard Lemon Snow Leopard, also known as “LemonSnow Leopard #69” or simply as “LSL,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Snow Leopard X OG Kush Breath strains.
CHOCOLOPE DRY SIFT HASH
Chocolope Morrocan Dry Sift Hash. Bubbles under a flame.
SKYWALKER OG
FRESH BATCH! 11/3/26 Skywalker OG grown in UK. Skywalker OG Indica-dominant hybrid cross between Mazar and Blueberry OG.
SILVER BUBBLE
Silver Bubble small to medium sized buds (UK) Silver Bubble comes from DNA Genetics, based in Amsterdam. It is a three-way cross between Skunk, Northern Lights, and Haze
TRIANGLE OG
Triangle OG
LA MOUSSE
La Mousse Morrocan Hash Super soft clean la mousse great value for money.
1000 MG DISPOSABLE VAPES
1000 MG DISPOSABLE VAPES Max 2 Vapes per order STRAINS AVAILABLE - Lemon Cherry Gelato Runtz Bubble Bath Euphoria Lychee Cream Strawberry Gelato
COOKIE DAWG
Cookie Dawg (UK) Fresh Batch! Cookie Dawg is a combination of GSC and Chemdog. Cookie Dawg is an indica-dominant strain that's high in THC, producing intense relaxation.
ALIEN OG
Alien OG (UK) Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is a hybrid cross of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush.
EXO CHEESE
Exodus Cheese small to medium size buds. Generally known as simply “Cheese” or “UK Cheese,” Exodus Cheese is the original clone-only strain that originated in Southern England sometime during the late 1980s or early 90s.
ZOAP
Zoap (UK) Zoap is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Pink Guava #16 X Rainbow Sherbet strains.
Silver Bubble Trim
Silver bubble trim. You might find some string or perlite inside please just remove and enjoy sorry for the inconvenience.
WEDDING CAKE
Wedding Cake (UK)
OZK
OZK (UK) The OZK Strain is bred by Dying Breed Seeds and combines Zkittlez X OG Kush.
ZODA (TOP SHELF)
Zoda Top shelf small to medium size buds. Zoda is an indica-dominant weed strain bred by Umami Seed Company and Super Seed Co, made from a complex cross of (Zkittlez x Acai Gelato) x Seattle Soda.
GIRAFFE PUSSY (TOP SHELF)
Giraffe Pussy Top shelf small to medium sized buds. Giraffe Pussy: A slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa) created by crossing MILF and Astronaut Pussy.
MIMOSA
Mimosa (UK) Mimosa, also known as "Purple Mimosa," is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Clementine with Purple Punch.
TROPICANA COOKIES
Tropicana Cookies Tropicana Cookies is a hybrid strain first bred by Harry Palms of Bloom Seed Co, who crossed GSC and Tangie.
ZANBANGER (TOP SHELF)
Zangbanger Top shelf small to medium size buds. Zang Banger is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delightful Sherbanger #22 X Zangria strains.
GAS GIMLET (TOP SHELF)
Gas Gimlet Top shelf small to medium sized buds Gas Gimlet is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain created by Wizard Trees by crossing Wizard OG x Zangria.
COOKIES & CREAM TRIM
New Batch
FAYGO RED POP (TOP SHELF)
Faygo Red Pop Top shelf small to medium sized buds. Faygo Red Pop is primarily an indica-dominant strain, with its genetic lineage reputedly stemming from a cross between an Afghani variety and an unknown strain.
CHERRY TART
Cherry Tart (UK) Cherry Tart is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Cherry Pie and Very Cherry. This strain is 50% sativa and 50% indica.
GELLO SHOTZ (TOP SHELF)
Gello Shotz Top shelf small to medium size buds. Gello Shotz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Gello X Runtz strains.
PINK KUSH
Pink Kush Pink Kush, as coveted as its OG Kush relative, is an indica-dominant hybrid with powerful body-focused effects.
GAS CANDY
Gas Candy small to medium sized buds. Gas Candy, also known as Candy Gas, is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Kandy Kush and OG #18.
PERMANENT MARKER (TOP SHELF)
Doja Permanent Marker small to medium sized buds (Top Shelf) Los Angeles indie brand Doja Exclusive released the Permanent Marker weed strain in 2022 on both coasts. Bred and grown by Seed Junky Genetics’ JBeezy and selected by Doja Pak, t…
Reviews snapshot
- 10took 1 day5 hours ago
Bangerz 🙏🇬🇧
- 10took 2 days6 hours ago
Solid as ever.
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Bloody lovely mate.. thanks!!!
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- 211 hours ago
dont like giving bad reviews but have to be honest,
i ended up binning this left a very weird residue and ive smoked alot of hash for 30 years never seen anything like this. For a start its far too cheap for it to be legit piatella. Whatever it is i dont believe its hash and concerned what ive been putting in my lungs.
The high felt more like i had been sedated, cant really put it into words it just didnt feel like a thc kind of high.
Dont think i will order from this guy again because im not 100% sure this is hash.
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Rapid
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Good for stealth and weight.
Ordered 10g but asked for 5g of each strain.
Pink Drink is sandy in colour and texture with a green hue, smells and tastes very terpy.
XXX OG is much paler than the PD, also very soft/sandy pops to dust under little pressure with a good smell and taste.
Bargain in all honesty.
Thanks GC 😘
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Good for stealth and weight. Smells and tastes on point. Gets you wrecked. Thanks GC 😘
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- 8.5took 2 days1 day ago
abit leafy on this lot not quite up to previous batches
- 10took 2 days1 day ago
fruity and gassy gushers terps. Good stuff.
- 10took 2 days1 day ago
Nice OG terps and dense nugs. Good stuff.
- 10took 2 days1 day ago
Nice softy crumbly hash with a smooth smoke. Good stuff.
- 10took 2 days1 day ago
Nice old school kush smell and flavour. Good stuff
- 10took 2 days1 day ago
Nice orange and citrus terps mixed with that classic cookies gas. Good stuff.
- 81 day ago
For pice for an average smoker it's good but for your more high tolerance you would need to smoke a fair bit (Also got an extra 2g in it )
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- 10took 1 day1 day ago
Phat bud, quick delivery
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Excellent smoke, next day delivery, crisis avoided. Thanks G.C.
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Strong asf
- 10took 2 days2 days ago
💚 🧀 👍
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Amazing bang for your buck
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Top shelf hash @ bargain price that I keep coming back for more n more 😋
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Great. Thanks
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
awsome service and item. Thank you very much
- 10took same day2 days ago
Lovely big fragrant buds, creamy, skunky, doughy - classic wedding cake terps. Nice relaxing stone, plenty of tasty vapour in the vape. Top service as ever, thanks GC
- 10took 2 days2 days ago
I've been using GC here and there for the best part of 2/3 years, this is easily one of the best strains I’ve had from him. Super terpy bit of bud, it taste like a lemony moonbow straight lemon and gas! Hopefully it’s still in stock on payday, probably won’t be after this review lol! Cheers GC!!
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Very good , cheers
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Very good ,
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Fast delivery, good comms, lovely smooth hash. 10/10 👌🏼
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Lovely! Always first class products and service with GC. Didn’t need much for a nice high so should last
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Very happy with the extract, smells divine. Overweight as well so a nice bonus, would order again
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Lovely bit of trim and great smoke as always, fast delivery but maybe needs an extra level of security, like a non see through bag, as a nosey postie has had a gander by the looks - at least they didn't nick this one!
- 10took 2 days2 days ago
Well packaged, quick delivery 10/10
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Loving this one GC. Surprising amount of bud in it and its very nice and fresh. Bang on
- 10took 2 days2 days ago
Actually arrived in 1 day from send amazing Piatella 👏 as per my previous several reviews the force is strong 💪
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Amazing piatella, looks and smells lush, dabs lovely, potent too, fast delivery and fair pricing, will defo order again.
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Keep ordering this, lovely smoke!
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- 10took 1 day2 days ago
i honestly don’t know why anyone would go anywhere else for their flower. absolute fire, fast shipping, great prices. can’t stress enough how good this shit is easy 10/10
- 9took 1 day2 days ago
Super fast shipping as always and great quality bud for the price too
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Very nice hope it comes back again soon!
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Lovely bit of bud, this seller is always a 10.
- 10took 2 days2 days ago
magic for the price.
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Apple Kush - what a bargain at the price. I don't know how GC does it but I'm glad they do.
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
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Only took one day and great stealth. Very happy with order for the price.
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
very nice bud , nicely cured n trimmed
- 10took 2 days3 days ago
Smells amazing smokes smooth
- 10took 2 days3 days ago
quick shipping beautiful nugs
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Absolutely slaps! For the price, absolute bargain!!
- 9.5took 1 day3 days ago
Not as terpy as some of GC's other strains but still tasty with decent vapor when vaped.
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Great smoke defo recommend
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Nice bit of shake, used it for some cakes and seems to be working!! Plenty of little nugs in it too.
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Another top bit o bud. I haven’t used used anyone as long as i have da cat and as consistently tbh bud always high standard never disappointed… sometimes astounded price and POT ential equals one happy old fart scratchin her ass and watchin call the midwife…. amusing back story - decided givin up joints and baccy so demolished my stash… ordered gummies , sweets , and a resin cart in prep for baccy free life… so edibles stalled for 4 days despite 24 hr tracked and in desperation thought nah , thats not gonna get here, ordered half o of cherry tart..: all arrived today! And am really ripped to the tits after a few blasts on a resin cart a 30mg sweety and so much more bongoed than id normally be and now have to lie down whilst crying and eating chocolate at thoze end bits spoken by vanessa redgrave ( gulps )- always gets me! Slightly concerned to close eyes bit room spinny. Wll go make coffee!!!! Peace oot x
- 8.5took 2 days3 days ago
All good cheers 👍
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
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Nice smoke, less is definitely more. No sideburns on joint.
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- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Dense buds. Great for the day. Nice mimosa taste at this price point
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Decent smoke for the money
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- 10took 1 day3 days ago
very good for the price & Delivery spot on
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Amazing smoke, NDD
- 3.8took 2 days4 days ago
its strong, real nice face blast and the taste is alright. Dabbing it at 420-480f on a carta 2 with 3dxl atomizer, leaves weird black/brown residue.
BUT!!! this isn’t piatella, piatella isn’t this cheap, and this weird color (that’s why it’s called “albino” (albino isn’t a strain)), texture isn’t piatella.
this “piatella” could be;
-CRC/THCA produce due to color. -CRC/synthetic produce due to the extremely low price.
-THCA/synthetic due to ease of distribution.
-Terpenes/terpenoids added in to add more to the authenticity
-Potentially synthetic due to the texture, color, and that it is able to pass border controls easily (apparently).
Therefore I do NOT believe that this is indeed legitimate Piatella hash. Piatella doesn't have that consistency and color - for the offered price.
I hope to be proven wrong because I don’t know what I have been dabbing and putting into my lungs.
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very nice and it’s potent too
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Some classic silver terps on this. Great for the price
- 10took 3 days4 days ago
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
This stuff is bloody lovely, I'll definitely be ordering more! Looks good, smokes lovely, beautiful high, and stinks the house out <3
- 10took 2 days4 days ago
Really delicious
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- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Absolute favourite strain, always banging!
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Exo Cheese - lovely smoke it does remind me of the cheese from a while back just not as pungent as it used to be but still nice terpy weed. Flavours good and the high it excellent as well really nice can’t fault it
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
ordered Friday morning and it arrived Saturday 1pm and that wasnt even SNDD by 1 ! Excellent service and a nice on weight if not slightly over , tasty uplifting piece of hash.
- 10took 2 days4 days ago
Consistently good, always fast delivery.
- 10took 3 days4 days ago
What bang for your buck spot on
- 10took 3 days4 days ago
- 10took 3 days4 days ago
Really nice and soft, lovely nose
- 10took 3 days4 days ago
My go to Vendor time after time top service
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Lovely mellow haze.
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- 10took 2 days4 days ago
Solid as always. Fast delivery, good smoke for the price and with great stealth.
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Got a half and half of this and the zangbanger. The zang is good, nice zangria gas instantly on the inhale with a fruity exhale. The gas gimlet is just that, sour gas! Smells like piss in a jar and is the most potent of the 2. Price may be a little high in my opinion but was nice to have the taste. Also I see people complaining about receiving smalls in the reviews and I would just like to say I received smalls on my previous purchase and I didn't leave a negative review or raise a dispute, I simply messaged GC and explained my dissatisfaction and he agreed to sort me on the next one, which he did generously. Getting smalls can happen from time to time but GC is a stand up guy and has always been understanding with things like this if you approach him in a respectful manner.
- 10took 2 days5 days ago
Proper sour cheesy punch, nice daytime smoke
- 10took 2 days5 days ago
Tastes weird a lot like mothballs but very balanced effects good hybrid strain
- 10took 2 days5 days ago
Fast delivery, great product, stealthy - everything was great as always.
- 10took 2 days5 days ago
Spot on as always. Can't fault. Tasty product.
- 7took 2 days5 days ago
Got and extra g as I got sent smalls, given the option I would rather have had something else sent than smalls,I would have given less than 7 but the cats service is always spot on.
- 10took 2 days5 days ago
I don't get much lemon terps of this but it's still a good bit of bud for the price, ordered Thursday night arrive Saturday,quality service from.the cat as always.
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- 10took 1 day6 days ago
big
- 9took 1 day6 days ago
Very moreish
- 10took 1 day6 days ago
This is a lovely smoke.. Top service all round from GC as always.
- 10took 2 days6 days ago
Repeat order, sticky clean smoke. Hits great. At the price,
- 10took 2 days6 days ago
Good service Really nice hash, sticky. Smells great, pleasant smoke. Would get more
- 10took 3 days6 days ago
Fire tasty, nice and mouldable good stone amazing for price
- 10took 1 day6 days ago
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- 10took 2 days6 days ago
Service 10. This hash is beyond what I've been used too, I've been smoking sugar and this is stronger! Very hard to handle, I keep mine in the fridge. I don't think I've finished a single joint of this before I've called it a night. POWERFUL!!!!
- 86 days ago
Taste nice but doesnt burn as good as the Moroccan very dark ash
- 10took 2 days6 days ago
Very nice product.
- 10took same day6 days ago
Took less than 24 hrs to arrive. Proper bit of cheddar, nostalgia hit me as soon as I opened the bag. Havn't smelled or smoked cheese this good in a decade!
- 10took 1 day6 days ago
Very Nice. Fair price, next day delivery. Thanks