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DEAL OF THE WEEK

DEAL OF THE WEEK

STRAIN - Triple Scoop is a hybrid cannabis strain known for its rich flavour profile, combining sweet vanilla, ripe berries, and sour citrus. Introducing deal of the week! This listing will contain some great limited-time deals Enjoy!

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MAGIC MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE BAR

MAGIC MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE BAR

*** PLEASE READ *** THESE MAGIC MUSHROOMS CHOCOLATE BARS ARE MADE IN HOUSE BY OURSELVES AND ADDED TO ACCOMPANYING PACKAGING AT THE END OF THE PROCESS. MAKING THESE OURSELVES ENSURE WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE GOING INTO THE BARS. E…

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JEALOUSY

JEALOUSY

Jealousy is a hybrid weed strain made by crossing Sherbert Bx1 with Gelato 41 and was selected for the Leafly Strain of the Year in 2022. Jealousy is known for its balancing effects. Reviewers on Leafly who have smoked this strain say it ma…

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BIO FROST MAGIC MUSHROOMS

BIO FROST MAGIC MUSHROOMS

PLEASE READ - THIS LISTING IS CURRENTLY FOR POWDERED BIO FROSTS, ESSENTIALLY DRIED BIO FROSTS WHICH HAVE BEEN BLNDED INTO POWDER, IT'S THE EXACT SAME STRAIN WE HAVE HAD IN THE PAST, THIS TIME BLENDED POTENT - Bio Frost Magic Mushrooms, kno…

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Golden Teachers Magic Mushrooms

Golden Teachers Magic Mushrooms

The Golden Teacher mushroom, also known as GT, Gold Tops, and boomers, is an iconic strain of Psilocybe cubensis that has existed since the beginning of home mushroom cultivation in the 1970s. With its resistance to contamination and high r…

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ALBINO PENIS ENVY MAGIC MUSHROOMS

ALBINO PENIS ENVY MAGIC MUSHROOMS

PLEASE READ - THIS LISTING IS CURRENTLY FOR POWDERED APES, ESSENTIALLY DRIED APES WHICH HAVE BEEN PASSED THROUGH A FOOD PROCESSOR, IS IT THE EXACT SAME STRAIN WE HAVE HAD IN THE PAST, THIS TIME BLENDED Albino Penis Envy, also commonly refe…

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BLUE BISCOTTI

BLUE BISCOTTI

Blue Biscotti is a modern cannabis strain with a naming conflict. Blue Biscotti can be a popular cross Blueberry x Biscotti. Other breeders made a Blue Biscotti out of a Gelato, GSC, and OG Kush.

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DIVORCE CAKE

DIVORCE CAKE

Jungle Boys’ Divorce Cake stain crosses White Widow and Wedding Cake to create a potent hybrid. The high is sleepy and buzzed, relaxing your body and making almost any snack into a luxury meal. It can come on hard and fast so plan according…

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LEMON CHERRY GELATO

LEMON CHERRY GELATO

Lemon Cherry Gelato is a extremely popular hybrid weed strain with several alleged origins. It could just be Gelato bagseed, aka a between Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies. It can also be a type of Runtz, which is Gelato x Z. Now it is…

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PINK COOKIES - SMALLS

PINK COOKIES - SMALLS

This is really tasty guys, the price may be low but the Terps sure aren't! Pink Cookies, also known as Wedding Cake, is the familial genetic cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie. This delectable treat is rich with tangy sweet earth a…

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Trinity Caps Magic Mushrooms

Trinity Caps Magic Mushrooms

Often described as three-in-one, the Trinity magic mushrooms result from the crossing of three legendary strains. The hybrid is highly coveted by shroom consumers and mycologists alike. Its above-average potency delivers stunning visuals, d…

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GELONADE

GELONADE

GELONADE X TANGIELATO This is a really tasty cross guys, the terps are seriously sweet Enjoy!

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RUNTZ OG EXOTIC SMALLS

RUNTZ OG EXOTIC SMALLS

Runtz, also known as "Runtz OG," is a rare type of hybrid marijuana strain. Runtz is made by Cookies Fam by crossing Zkittlez with Gelato and it is loved for its incredibly fruity flavour profile that smells just like a bag of t…

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SWEETS - EXOTICS

SWEETS - EXOTICS

NEW BATCH 09/10/2025 Sweets Strain is a tantalizing sativa dominant hybrid strain cross created from Guava Gelato strain and Karma Sour Diesel strain. Its buds are thickly coated with sugar, making it not just visually alluring but also an…

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ICELATO

ICELATO

Meet Icelato, your new favourite Indica-dominant hybrid strain. This extraordinary blend is born from the powerful lineage of Wedding Cake and Gelato 33, making it a force to reckon with. Its genetic profile ensures a compelling sensory exp…

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CHERRY ZOAP

CHERRY ZOAP

12/09/2025 Introducing Cherry Zoap, a remarkable cannabis strain created from the latest and most sought-after genetics. This exceptional strain offers a delightful fruity and pungent smell, coupled with an exquisite taste that will please…

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MOCHI - EXOTICS

MOCHI - EXOTICS

NEW BATCH 16/09//2025 THIS IS A NEW BATCH, SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT PHENO TO THE MOCHI WE HAD UP A YEAR AGO SO I WOULDN'T CLASSIFY IT AS AN EXOTIC. THIS IS REFLECTED IN THE PRICE AND FOR THAT PRICE IT'S A GREAT DEAL, LOVELY SWEET NOSE TOO ENJOY!…

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PINK GUSHERS - EXOTICS

PINK GUSHERS - EXOTICS

Pink Guava is a breeding strain from Deo Farms of Oakland, CA. Pink Guava is a selection from a hunt through seeds of OZ Kush from Dying Breed Seeds. Pink Guava was used to help make RS-11, RS-54, and Zoap.

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LARRY BIRD MEDIUMS

LARRY BIRD MEDIUMS

Same listing as previously guys but these are more like smalls, hence the price! Buds are a decent size and super tasty for the price! If you have spent any time reading into Cannabis strains then you will have come across Gelato – also k…

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GELATO 33

GELATO 33

NEW BATCH 28/08/2025 Gelato 33 is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC. Since its birth, a number of phenotypes have been released, all with their own unique attributes. One of them is Gelato #33, a b…

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BUBBLEGUM RUNTZ

BUBBLEGUM RUNTZ

NEW BATCH 29/08/2025 Bubblegum Runtz, also known as “Bubble Runtz” or “Bubble Gum Runtz,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Bubblegum X Runtz strains. This tasty bud brings on an…

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ANIMAL FACE - EXOTICS

ANIMAL FACE - EXOTICS

NOT EXOTIC JUST GREAT VALUE NEW BATCH 28/08/2025 Animal Face, also known as "Animal Face #10," is a rare sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Face Off OG and Animal Mints. It takes the piney, gassy terpene pr…

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CEREAL MILK

CEREAL MILK

NEW BATCH - 24/09/2025 Cereal Milk is a hybrid marijuana strain from Cookies. Cereal Milk is made by crossing Y Life (Cookies x Cherry Pie) and Snowman, a sativa-dominant Cookies pheno. Cereal Milk has a loud flavor with a sweet milk and i…

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BACIO GELATO - EXOTICS

BACIO GELATO - EXOTICS

New listing 10/12/2026 Not exotic like last batch hence the great price! Coming from the Sherbinskis Gelato lineup, Bacio Gelato is a cross of Sunset Sherbert and Thin Mint GSC. With such big names influencing its genetics, Bacio Gelato …

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BLACK CHERRY GELATO

BLACK CHERRY GELATO

Black Cherry Gelato is a hybrid weed strain made by crossing Acai with Black Cherry Funk. The effects of Black Cherry Gelato are more calming than energizing. Reviewers on Leafly who have smoked this strain say it makes them feel aroused, h…

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TROPICANNA COOKIES

TROPICANNA COOKIES

Tropicana Cookies, also known as "Tropicanna Cookies," "Tropicana Cookies F2," and "MTN Trop," is a hybrid marijuana strain first bred by Harry Palms of Bloom Seed Co, who crossed GSC and Tangie. Oni Seed Co of…

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GRAPE SODA

GRAPE SODA

NEW PHENO IS BETTER THAN PHOTO IN THE IMAGE strong and fast-acting phenotype of Tahoe OG Kush, Grape Soda by Taste Budz is an excellent evening strain. It provides an idle, heavy-bodied sensation that frees you from worry. The sweet and pun…

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CITRUS GAS

CITRUS GAS

Citrus Gas boasts tropical flavours with a strong gassy undertone. It's calming, euphoric effects are perfect for relaxation or managing stress and pain.

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Reviews snapshot

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    Nice smell, decent smoke a little harsh but for the price no complaints. Thanks.

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    top.

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    decent buzz but inferior quality hash. Got this for a snip of a price for feedback but it’s got the old skool tinge smell that I remember from the nineties. Not the worst but falls a bit short. Had to be honest.

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    Super soft and nice taste just not the strongest

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    THIS IS NOT DUST !!!!

    as soon as it arrived i unpackaged the parcel to expect dust upon inspection all i seen was buds so i had to weigh it and when i did it was all buds not a single leaf or anything i weighed 15g of good sized nugs and 14g of very small buds so i was over weighed (BONUS)

    i couldn't wait as soon as i finished weighing i had to smoke and all i have to say is if you want dust find somewhere cheaper this is pure buds!

    will definitely be ordering again .

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    Brilliant stuff and brilliant seller. Highly recommend.

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    ease of ordering 10 delivery 10 communications 10 taste 10 within 1/2 hour of delivery first joint was made smoked and finished - tasted great - felt great problem do i wait or roll another one ? of course rolled another one and flaked out - woke in horror to see joint on carpet but fortunately it went out before hitting the deck eager to share this experience others came forward and joined me on a true discovery of great hash waiting to see more become available - will defo be putting another order in - cant wait looking forward to ordering some mushrooms and vapes gonna have a crazy party in the new year - shroom trifle - hash cakes all available in one shop happy days

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    Spot on

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    spot on

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    Lovely bit of soft hash ,skunky smell and really nice taste ,mellow hit and weight spot on👍

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    Top service from TSM as always. Not convinced its biscotti but still decent enough for 10/10

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    Great!

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    Great!

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    Great!

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    pink zkittles -- Dark coloured egg on the outside but almost caramel on the inside. Snaked into a bifta and nice strong stone. Lovely taste and white ash. Very impressed with this one. Delivery and stealth on point as always.

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    5*

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    5*

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    5*

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    Candy gas egg 10/10

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    Awesome value for money. Legends

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    This is 3 x 33% perfect

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    I am looking forward to this

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    Very hard buds but crumble out very well. Smooth and flavourful

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    Some bars dont hit like others. Taste is top. Would recommend stleast 4 pieces

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    Christmas present so not tried but looks perfect 👌

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    Prime specimen. Look like big ass nugs to me!

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    Tbh these guys certified but little disappointed more in myself order mushrooms of these vendors before no issues same like this time technically but I ordered not realising they was already grounded they never was before hence the lack of attention to quality just seem picture and name and thought I knew what was ordering the problem is that grounded can be any strain or mix of strains I actually have no idea what this powder is but rest be assured I sell a lot other drugs as well taken I know what I smell and taste it’s 100% clean mushrooms just no idea what sort or mix or quality of cuts have gone in

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    Nice purple, nice strong high. Great value.

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    The only vendor I use for mushrooms. Always phenomenal.

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    Reg by nice in the cake and good long lasting high

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    Arrived super fast. Medium to mild effects from this one - was a good daytime treat today. Very nice.

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    Excellent, thanks Spacemen! Packs a punch this one, lovely stuff! Super fast delivery too- arrived less than 24 hrs, happy days

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    Excellent, thanks

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    Requested a custom order on Monday morning and had the order in hand in under 24 hours - a fantastic service. Both the Purple Runtz hash & Biscotti bud are excellent quality. The new postage options are excellent and make The Spacemen the only vendor on here you need. Big up say the Z!

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    Great price and not a bad smoke. Always super fast delivery.

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    Had an issue with delivery that was completely on RM, quickly sorted out with the seller. Couldn’t have been happier!

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    TSM are amazing as always. Great quality, super fast delivery, great comms!

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    TSM are amazing as always. Great quality, super fast delivery, great comms!

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    Spaceman is the best vendor on LB. Always comes thru. Great service and bud

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    NDD, description is bang on. Thanks guys.

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    Nice flower, tasty and strong

  • 10took 1 day
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    This stuff is excellent, nice purple buds full of crystal, I've been smoking the crumbled limes from THC23 but this is at least as good for half the price.

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    So good I got it twice, thanks TSM

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    This stuff is great, amazing taste and smell, heavy hitter too

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    Great smoke

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    Brilliant as always! Really lovely smoke

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    Another great smoke and super fast delivery from my number 1 vendor on here! Cheers guys!

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    landed within 24 hrs, tracking provided which was great. Stealth on point, bagged, boxed, vacuumed and zip locked. On opening up was really pleasantly surprised, it was over weight and smelled lush. Apart from smoking soap bar and squidgy black in the 90s I don’t smoke much hash so can’t really compare it to anything. However, it is light and crumbly no need to heat then get it all over your fingers, smells and tastes subtly like bud but smoother and sweeter. Smoked about a gram and feel high af, not stuck to sofa but quite comfortable to stay there with a bag of haribo and tv on 😂. Thanks TsM some good shit bro’

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    Package ended up in Yorkshire somehow, all fault of Royal Mail though as address was all correct. Typical royal snail. Seller has nice quick replies however 10/10 customer service!

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    Lovely stuff

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    Best stock, best vendor. Spaceman you are out of this world.

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    Best stock, best vendor. Spaceman you are out of this world.

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    18 hour delivery. Ive waited longer for street weed. Great smoke amd stone. Got that morish biscotti thing.

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    perfect

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    I didnt get to try v1 so I cant compare. This is very soft oily lamousse style, crumbles to the touch no need for heat. Bit darker than blonde but not brown, smells very hashy, with chocolate and coffee notes. clean burn and light grey ash. No henna or additives here at all I dont think. Tastes like normal top commercial hash. Strength is certainly there and I smoke a lot of static and wpff. TSM smashed it with this. I'm not sure how much they will sell it for, but whatever it is it's going to be worth it. Ill pronably be ordering more if its back up. Thanks for free shipping upgrade 💚

  • 10took 3 days
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    Fantastic products, as usual. Love the piney Jealousy, the citrus forward very terpy Gelonade cross, and the Permanent Marker makes me pretty sleepy.

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    Nice(but should be advertised as smalls)...

  • 10took 5 days
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    Pleased as usual, very tasty chocolate and an amazing high. Postage was a little slower than usual but no fault of the seller. Thanks guys :-)

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    Best vendor on market

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    Fantastic product

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    Z.

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    Earthy and very strong.

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    amazing! Golden Teachers

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    lovely smoke

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    Always good

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    Smokes good and great smell

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    Great smoke. Top stealth, delivery and comms from The Spaceman as always!

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    Great smoke. Top stealth, delivery and comms from The Spaceman as always!

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    Best hash in terms of quality and price.

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    Groovy as always.

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    Beautiful smelling bud, pine, lime and orange, super tight buds and tasty. Effects are more relaxing, can feel quite clear headed but also stoned. Thank you Spacemen.

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    Took a week or so to arrive, but got here eventually. TheSpaceMen have been nothing but amazing at communicating and I'm sure the order will be amazing (as always) - will update when vaped!

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    Took a week or so to arrive, but got here eventually. TheSpaceMen have been nothing but amazing at communicating and I'm sure the order will be amazing (as always) - will update when vaped!

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    Took a week or so to arrive, but got here eventually. TheSpaceMen have been nothing but amazing at communicating and I'm sure the order will be amazing (as always) - will update when vaped!