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Items (36)
FUNKEL FARMS TRIM
Small buds, big flavour. Proper Funkel Farm popcorn and dust mix — perfect for rolling, mixing, or stretching your stash. Edibles and more.
Superbuff Cherry - Topshelf
Dark citrusy, grapey something not possibly explained by just words. has loads of purple colour all over. Super frosty and almost gold like
NEW YORK SOUR DIESEL
Classic NYC gas with bright citrus bite. New York Sour Diesel brings that unmistakable sharp diesel aroma layered with lemon peel, pine, and herbal spice. Expect sticky, resin-rich buds with a frosty trichome coat, fiery orange pistils, and…
GARY PAYTON - TOPSHELF UK
Superb batch. Dense buds and great smell. There's a lot trichomes on this flower. it suites anything as a mixed hybrid. Very very gassy.
COOKIES AND CREAM BELDIA HASH
BACK IN STOCK FIRE! GETTING SUBBED BY MORROCAN GOLD CHEAPER THAN EVER UNMATCHABLE PRICE FOR QUALITY! HASH KINGS! PISTACHIO SEASON!
KING ZHEETOZ TOPSHELF ORGANIC LED FLOWER
Proper UK-grown Zheetoz, done right under LEDs. Clean burn, rich Z flavor, and that gassy-sweet nose you expect from real Z genetics. Dense buds, sticky trim, and smooth smoke all the way through. Small-batch organic grow. TO = ZHEETOZ
STATIC SIFT HASH 90u-120u - JELLY DONUT & MAUI WOWIE
Static Sift is a solventless concentrate crafted for those who appreciate true-to-plant expression and refined texture. Using a precise mechanical separation and static-tech refinement, this sift reaches exceptional purity while preserving …
MAC 1 TRIM
NEW STOCK JAFFA GLUE
GELATO 41 FIRE TRIM
NEW STOCK IS ZUSHI! FIRE FULL OF TERPS! AMAZING QUALITY FOR THE PRICE YET AGAIN WITH PISTACHIO! FULL OF POP CORN AND AND SUGAR LEAF! THE BEST AND CHEAPEST OUT HERE! ENJOY!
BISCOTTI
DENSE BUD BEAUTIFUL FULL AROMA! AMAZING FLOWER FOR SURE! PEOPLE DO REMEMBER OUR BISCOTTI FROM LAST YEAR WITH OUTSTANDING QUALITY! ITS BACK AGAIN FULLY FIRE BATCH!!

GIRAFFE PUZZY - DOJA PAK
Look, if you’re looking for that real-deal exotic look, Giraffe Puzzy is exactly that. The first thing you notice is just how dark and "caked" these buds are—we’re talking deep, moody purples and forest greens that are almost comp…
ICE CREAM CAKE - TOPSHELF UK
Ridiculous boulder nug batch. reminds me of wedding cake from 2020. Frosty and perfect buds. Crazy value.

PREMIUM PISTACHIO BELDIA HASH
A dense, multi-layered "gummy" consistency that holds its shape under pressure. our hash provides a smooth, aromatic profile.
BLUE FUCKING FIRE ZUSHI
NEW BATCH IN STOCK CRUSHING ALL BATCHES SUPER SMOKE ! REAL TREAT! REEKS OF BLUE TERPS! UK GROWN FIREEEEEEEEEEE! UNDEFEATED BEAUTY COMES BACK AT A CHEAP PRICE BUT FIRE FUCKIN BUD! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ITS PISTACHIO SEASON!
LED GROWN COOKIEDOUGH
Flavours are intense with this one. Pure gassy cookies. Dense full buds. Coming like some imported weed. Hits hard and gives you a nice stone. The price point on this is really cheap but the product is actual high quality.
MOROCCAN GOLD BELDIA HASH
An oldschool classic we have brought back. Harder on the texture side but burns beautiful. Hard hitting will have you stoned and relaxed. The smoke taste is exactly whats needed absolute quality.
JEALOUSY - SHERBET X GELATO 41 FREE SHIPPING
NEW STOCK JEALOUSY! PLENTY OF THIS IN STOCK WE WILL DELETE UPON RUNNING OUT! NO SUBS! A REVIEW BY A MEMBER! Jealousy Review (Proppa) This Jealousy strain from Ztach is a great pick for anyone who loves mid Cali weed It's got the perfect m…
PISTACHIOTELLA - PIATELLA HASH
Premium cold-cured piatella crafted from Melonade genetics, offering a creamy pistachio-sweet aroma with citrus zest and candy gas on the back end. Smooth, oily texture that bubbles clean when lit. Deep, calming body effect with a lifted, h…
Blue Headband
Super creamy terps. amazing structure on this flower. has very good colour as well. the effects are strong and can leave you speachless. Enjoy!
MANGO BELDIA MOROCCAN HASH
Creamy soft moroccan hash. The traditional way. Smokes proper leaving you head and bodily high. Clean stuff. There's plenty of stock. No subs
GAS HEAVEN
Gassy creamy with fruity notes. Purple hinted buds. Great smoke unbeatable price as usual.
CEREAL MILK - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
Creamy, milky. Solid buds cheap price. amazing quality.
SLURRICANE (DOSI DOS X PURPLE PUNCH)
Super fucking fire weed. Hard solid bud. Smells and tastes amazing. Frosty as fuck. complete shape weed grown to absolute perfection has so much frost its unreal.
TITS OG (THIS IS THE SH*T OG)
T.I.T.S. is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Diesel and Forum Cookies. This strain is named after its acronym for This Is The Shit, which reflects its potent and flavorful profile. T.I.T.S. is 25-30% THC, making t…
MIX 4 STRAINS
MIX OF FOUR STRAINS LISTING ANIMAL MINTS GUAVA GELATO TITS OG BLUE DREAM
FULL GAS
Full Gas is an indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between Venom OG and Humboldt OG. Proper gas notes on this one and strong hits. Solid nug structure with a developed trichome profile.
MEGAN FOX - SILVER FOX X RUNTZ FREE POSTAGE
Plenty of stock available. We will take down upon finishing and no subs. REVIEW BY A MEMBER : Megan Fox Looks 8 Only grabbed an 8th to sample with some of the LCG so really only had smaller buds, but they were dense light green frosty nug…
Stoneys Chocolate 500MG
BACK AGAIN! MIXED FLAVOURS! We Cannot Guarantee which flavour you will receive
PINEAPPLE BELDIA HASH
Super soft fruity hash. Excellent price point as usual. Breaks easily by the touch of fingers.
BLUE DREAM (SATIVA)
Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigora…
CITRUS JACK
If you do like gelonade then you will love this. Dense nugs. Lemon gas. hits you straight to the face. Absolute banger for the money
ICE CREAM CAKE
Another colourful banger. Bangs of cream hit your nose. Supreme creamy smoke gelato like taste. Heavy effects leaving your eyes red and your nose sweaty. Purple hints all over. Cheapest price ever.
Fritter Mints
Apple fritter hints with blue power punching through your nose. Structure on the flower is decent but the terps really speak the most of it. Colour is green with frosty buds.
ANIMAL MINTZ
Animal Mints is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Animal Cookies with SinMint Cookies. Animal Mints produces a strong body and head high, making it ideal for after work and evening use. This strain features a sweet, pungent aroma t…
PAPAYA
Dense buds. Covered with trichomes. Big to medium bud size. An indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that is known for producing a mental calmness, though many consumers also find that this strain makes them energetic and productive. Nirva…
GUAVA GELATO
Solid nug structure with good size. Guava Gelato is a Gelato phenotype from Sherbinkski. This genetic expression of the Gelato lineage delivers a unique terpene profile steeped in creamy, tropical aromas with bright notes of piña colada and…
Reviews snapshot
- 9took 2 daysvor 4 Stunden
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superfast 24hr del 👍 .. the best example on LB at this price 👍 .. cheers pistach 😎
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Next day free post. Good buds
- 7.5took 5 daysvor 14 Stunden
shipping was slow thats why i gave it 7.5 seems to be a constant problem with pistash
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Good smoke
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Very fast service top shake with some nice buds in there cheers very much!
- 10took 3 daysvor 23 Stunden
top smoke & good price will definitely be ordering again
- 10took 1 dayvor 24 Stunden
Some real good shit 11/10 on service for this one
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Great treat
- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Tag
Some off the best I’ve had so far on biggy, one of the 2 that I got came with some fully intact 1.5g nugs at the bottom really can’t complain does the job lovely.
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Pretty new to this. Big up to Pistash for all their help
- 10took 3 daysvor 1 Tag
smoked good came quickly nothing to complain about wil definitely order again
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next day delivery and top class bud 😄
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Tag
Slightly late review.
Received a couple of days ago, in just 24hrs.
Pistach messaged me with order warning that there may not be as many nugs this time.
However, nugs or not, this is STILL, by far the best value/quality trim on this site!
Thanks Pistach
- 10took 5 daysvor 2 Tagen
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perfect
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all Good!
- 10took 3 daysvor 2 Tagen
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Really nice for the money- strong terps, clean and energising effects. Pro vendor- you can't go wrong with them.
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Great smoke for price well worth it.
- 10took 1 dayvor 2 Tagen
Great smoke, usual Pistach service, post etc… first class!
- 9took 2 daysvor 2 Tagen
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Great stuff as always, can't go wrong , thank you
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Perfect little nugs smell fresh got through letterbox this morning packaging was perfect will definitely order again
- 10took 1 dayvor 2 Tagen
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Absolute 🔥 it's a very good top Bud properly grown, and the terps and the smell of the bud are bang on the money as it literally tastes how it smells! Keep up the good work Pistach 👊🏿
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- 10took 4 daysvor 3 Tagen
Top notch smoke for the price highly recommend.
good stealth and comms
- 10took 1 dayvor 3 Tagen
Great
- 10took 1 dayvor 3 Tagen
was super let down with the last batch but Pistach sorted it and this batch is back to being fire!!! When it comes like this (Only about 2g of bud) it's by far the best trim on LB.
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- 9took 4 daysvor 3 Tagen
Took a few days but coulda been RM stinking of eggs again. Bud is A1 as per with Pistachio! Comms also great. Thank you
- 8took 5 daysvor 3 Tagen
Wasn't what I ordered but was nice enough I guess.
- 10took 1 dayvor 3 Tagen
Great stuff, fast service
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Love the organic a nice floral nose. And good price thank you.
- 10took 1 dayvor 3 Tagen
Fast delivery and great flavour.
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Great flavour, quick delivery.
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Nice buds and fast dispatch
- 10took 1 dayvor 3 Tagen
Next day delivery and good smoke
- 10took 1 dayvor 4 Tagen
Excellent quality and a great sativa high
- 10took 3 daysvor 4 Tagen
Only 3 days cos late friday and didnt pay for weekend jerb. Pretty good. Absolutely clean weed that does a job. Nothing amazingly distinctive about it, but clean as a whistle. Undoubtedly value for money.
- 10took 1 dayvor 4 Tagen
Awesome weed great price as usual guys 👍
- 10took 1 dayvor 4 Tagen
Funkel. Top stuff. Thank you
- 10took 1 dayvor 4 Tagen
Fire trim. Reordering. Excellent.
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- 9took 3 daysvor 5 Tagen
One day Del forced me to put 3
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Great seller. Fast shipping. Nice bud 😊👌🏼 10/10
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Megan Fox (Silver Fox x Runtz) – 3.5g Sample Really happy with this one. The smell hits you straight away when you open it — proper loud and very fresh 👌 Taste carries through nicely as well, smooth smoke with a sweet, tasty profile that makes it easy to enjoy. For a 3.5g sample with free postage it’s a solid deal and definitely nice stuff all round 👍
- 10took 1 dayvor 6 Tagen
Got 2.3 in popcorn nugs. Sugar leaf nicely frosted to be decarbed o and turned into canabutter/edibles.
Welcome back, legend 👏
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👌
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Solid shake!
- 10took 1 dayvor 6 Tagen
Banging as always. Super quick to arrive.
- 10took 1 dayvor 6 Tagen
The doughnut jelly is a tad tastier than the Maui 🌬️🤯 both the quality and the vendor amazed me😶🌫️🤯💥
Welcome back, legend🫠🫡
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Once again a lovely roller coaster of different highs and lows, it's a totally brilliant mix. There's litsvof it too for a cheap price if you are on a budget like mine lol. Thanks again guys.
- 10took 2 daysvor 6 Tagen
Quality buds dood, real nice.
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Nice shake
- 10took 1 dayvor 6 Tagen
3rd buy , all good
- 10took 2 daysvor 7 Tagen
Such lovely smoke
- 10took 2 daysvor 7 Tagen
Such a lovely smoke
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No complaints, a good smoke for the price well packed and delivered next day, will definitely buy from in the future
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
absolutely lightning quick nice one pistach top hash
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fire smoke will be back for more only regret is i didnt buy more :)
- 7took 3 daysvor 1 Woche
Ok, not as good as Mac 1
- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Woche
Fire shake
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Late review so might be from a different batch by looking at the latest reviews,the stuff I got sent to me last week is fire,got both strains and both taste and hit amazing
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Late review so might be from a different batch by looking at the latest reviews,the stuff I got sent to me last week is fire,got both strains and both taste and hit amazing
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Ordered at least 15 times this product... Always great service, quick delivery and great stuff. Decent strength, I'd guess 15 percent but haven't tested. Awesome smoke for the money won't find a better deal.
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Next day delivery and good smoke
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Fast delivery and nice buds 👌
- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Woche
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This one is special, smell and terps profile like you wouldn't ever expect, Fair play to pistachio for sharing this with us, really nice piece of weed.
- 10vor 1 Woche
Very good indeed. Not like the last crap from different vendors.
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Perfect & fast shipping thank you!
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Perfect, very happy
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- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Woche
Super quick delivery. Looks delicious, brilliant
- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Woche
Very quick delivery.... Have not tested yet but the Headband in the same order is lovely
- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Woche
Super quick delivery. Really tasty bits. Lovely
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Really an enjoyable smoke been a pleasure doing business with them .
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Great smoke we'll packaged.
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Great smoke great efficiency thanks pistach
- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Woche
Very potent & tastes amazing. Will order again.
- 8took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Decent smoke but not sour d (or nyc d)
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Super smoke should have got more
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Top drawer 💨
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great to infuse
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Price/Quality/Stealth and Delivery is 10/10 in my opinion for this this. Thank you Pistach
- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Woche
Bit stalkier than the last batch but still very good value, makes decent cannabutter and also not a bad smoke.
- 10took 3 daysvor 1 Woche
Doesn't taste how I remember NYC Diesel tasting, but it's very nice bud with a light grey ash.
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Fantastic
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awesome as always 👍
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
nysd - really nice bit of smoke, thanks again pistach been really impressed with the quality and service lately, it's appreciated.
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Weird smell. Decent high.
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Always good
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- 5took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
The earlier reviews must have received something else because this shit has no effect and no terpes.
- 9took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
One of my favs
- 10took 2 daysvor 1 Woche
Lovely stuff
- 9took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
This NYC Diesel not Sour Diesel. Still great smoke but there’s a difference.
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Great as always!!
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Really nice quality for the price. First order from Pistach in years and for me the overall service is as good as ever. Thanks a lot
- 10took 1 dayvor 1 Woche
Got Sour instead but it's lovely so all good. Delivered in less than 24 hours, stealth and weight spot on. Thanks