PISTACH

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. OUR NEW CUT OFF IS 3PM MONDAY-FRIDAY

CUT OFF 3PM MONDAY TO FRIDAY**. We are a team of professionals working together to provide excellent customer service and top notch product.

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Items (28)

FUNKEL FARMS TRIM

FUNKEL FARMS TRIM

Small buds, big flavour. Proper Funkel Farm popcorn and dust mix — perfect for rolling, mixing, or stretching your stash. Edibles and more.

£14+
KING ZHEETOZ TOPSHELF ORGANIC LED FLOWER

KING ZHEETOZ TOPSHELF ORGANIC LED FLOWER

Proper UK-grown Zheetoz, done right under LEDs. Clean burn, rich Z flavor, and that gassy-sweet nose you expect from real Z genetics. Dense buds, sticky trim, and smooth smoke all the way through. Small-batch organic grow. TO = ZHEETOZ

£21+
COOKIES AND CREAM BELDIA HASH

COOKIES AND CREAM BELDIA HASH

BACK IN STOCK FIRE! GETTING SUBBED BY MORROCAN GOLD CHEAPER THAN EVER UNMATCHABLE PRICE FOR QUALITY! HASH KINGS! PISTACHIO SEASON!

£21+
MAC 1 TRIM

MAC 1 TRIM

NEW STOCK JAFFA GLUE

£24+
GELATO 41 FIRE TRIM

GELATO 41 FIRE TRIM

NEW STOCK IS ZUSHI! FIRE FULL OF TERPS! AMAZING QUALITY FOR THE PRICE YET AGAIN WITH PISTACHIO! FULL OF POP CORN AND AND SUGAR LEAF! THE BEST AND CHEAPEST OUT HERE! ENJOY!

£24+
BISCOTTI

BISCOTTI

DENSE BUD BEAUTIFUL FULL AROMA! AMAZING FLOWER FOR SURE! PEOPLE DO REMEMBER OUR BISCOTTI FROM LAST YEAR WITH OUTSTANDING QUALITY! ITS BACK AGAIN FULLY FIRE BATCH!!

£25+
BLUE FUCKING FIRE ZUSHI

BLUE FUCKING FIRE ZUSHI

NEW BATCH IN STOCK CRUSHING ALL BATCHES SUPER SMOKE ! REAL TREAT! REEKS OF BLUE TERPS! UK GROWN FIREEEEEEEEEEE! UNDEFEATED BEAUTY COMES BACK AT A CHEAP PRICE BUT FIRE FUCKIN BUD! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ITS PISTACHIO SEASON!

£27+
LED GROWN COOKIEDOUGH

LED GROWN COOKIEDOUGH

Flavours are intense with this one. Pure gassy cookies. Dense full buds. Coming like some imported weed. Hits hard and gives you a nice stone. The price point on this is really cheap but the product is actual high quality.

£20+
PISTACHIOTELLA - PIATELLA HASH

PISTACHIOTELLA - PIATELLA HASH

Premium cold-cured piatella crafted from Melonade genetics, offering a creamy pistachio-sweet aroma with citrus zest and candy gas on the back end. Smooth, oily texture that bubbles clean when lit. Deep, calming body effect with a lifted, h…

£47+
MOROCCAN GOLD BELDIA HASH

MOROCCAN GOLD BELDIA HASH

An oldschool classic we have brought back. Harder on the texture side but burns beautiful. Hard hitting will have you stoned and relaxed. The smoke taste is exactly whats needed absolute quality.

£19+
JEALOUSY - SHERBET X GELATO 41 FREE SHIPPING

JEALOUSY - SHERBET X GELATO 41 FREE SHIPPING

NEW STOCK JEALOUSY! PLENTY OF THIS IN STOCK WE WILL DELETE UPON RUNNING OUT! NO SUBS! A REVIEW BY A MEMBER! Jealousy Review (Proppa) This Jealousy strain from Ztach is a great pick for anyone who loves mid Cali weed It's got the perfect m…

£20+
Blue Headband

Blue Headband

Super creamy terps. amazing structure on this flower. has very good colour as well. the effects are strong and can leave you speachless. Enjoy!

£21+
MANGO BELDIA MOROCCAN HASH

MANGO BELDIA MOROCCAN HASH

Creamy soft moroccan hash. The traditional way. Smokes proper leaving you head and bodily high. Clean stuff. There's plenty of stock. No subs

£18+
GAS HEAVEN

GAS HEAVEN

Gassy creamy with fruity notes. Purple hinted buds. Great smoke unbeatable price as usual.

£21+
TITS OG (THIS IS THE SH*T OG)

TITS OG (THIS IS THE SH*T OG)

T.I.T.S. is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Diesel and Forum Cookies. This strain is named after its acronym for This Is The Shit, which reflects its potent and flavorful profile. T.I.T.S. is 25-30% THC, making t…

£21+
SLURRICANE (DOSI DOS X PURPLE PUNCH)

SLURRICANE (DOSI DOS X PURPLE PUNCH)

Super fucking fire weed. Hard solid bud. Smells and tastes amazing. Frosty as fuck. complete shape weed grown to absolute perfection has so much frost its unreal.

£21+
FULL GAS

FULL GAS

Full Gas is an indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between Venom OG and Humboldt OG. Proper gas notes on this one and strong hits. Solid nug structure with a developed trichome profile.

£21+
MEGAN FOX - SILVER FOX X RUNTZ FREE POSTAGE

MEGAN FOX - SILVER FOX X RUNTZ FREE POSTAGE

Plenty of stock available. We will take down upon finishing and no subs. REVIEW BY A MEMBER : Megan Fox Looks 8 Only grabbed an 8th to sample with some of the LCG so really only had smaller buds, but they were dense light green frosty nug…

£20+
MIX 4 STRAINS

MIX 4 STRAINS

MIX OF FOUR STRAINS LISTING ANIMAL MINTS GUAVA GELATO TITS OG BLUE DREAM

£27+
PINEAPPLE BELDIA HASH

PINEAPPLE BELDIA HASH

Super soft fruity hash. Excellent price point as usual. Breaks easily by the touch of fingers.

£20+
Stoneys Chocolate 500MG

Stoneys Chocolate 500MG

BACK AGAIN! MIXED FLAVOURS! We Cannot Guarantee which flavour you will receive

£23
BLUE DREAM (SATIVA)

BLUE DREAM (SATIVA)

Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigora…

£20+
CITRUS JACK

CITRUS JACK

If you do like gelonade then you will love this. Dense nugs. Lemon gas. hits you straight to the face. Absolute banger for the money

£21+
ICE CREAM CAKE

ICE CREAM CAKE

Another colourful banger. Bangs of cream hit your nose. Supreme creamy smoke gelato like taste. Heavy effects leaving your eyes red and your nose sweaty. Purple hints all over. Cheapest price ever.

£21+
ANIMAL MINTZ

ANIMAL MINTZ

Animal Mints is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Animal Cookies with SinMint Cookies. Animal Mints produces a strong body and head high, making it ideal for after work and evening use. This strain features a sweet, pungent aroma t…

£20+
Fritter Mints

Fritter Mints

Apple fritter hints with blue power punching through your nose. Structure on the flower is decent but the terps really speak the most of it. Colour is green with frosty buds.

£21+
PAPAYA

PAPAYA

Dense buds. Covered with trichomes. Big to medium bud size. An indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that is known for producing a mental calmness, though many consumers also find that this strain makes them energetic and productive. Nirva…

£20+
GUAVA GELATO

GUAVA GELATO

Solid nug structure with good size. Guava Gelato is a Gelato phenotype from Sherbinkski. This genetic expression of the Gelato lineage delivers a unique terpene profile steeped in creamy, tropical aromas with bright notes of piña colada and…

£20+

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