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Small buds, big flavour. Proper Funkel Farm popcorn and dust mix — perfect for rolling, mixing, or stretching your stash. Edibles and more.

Proper UK-grown Zheetoz, done right under LEDs. Clean burn, rich Z flavor, and that gassy-sweet nose you expect from real Z genetics. Dense buds, sticky trim, and smooth smoke all the way through. Small-batch organic grow. TO = ZHEETOZ

BACK IN STOCK FIRE! GETTING SUBBED BY MORROCAN GOLD CHEAPER THAN EVER UNMATCHABLE PRICE FOR QUALITY! HASH KINGS! PISTACHIO SEASON!

NEW STOCK JAFFA GLUE

NEW STOCK IS ZUSHI! FIRE FULL OF TERPS! AMAZING QUALITY FOR THE PRICE YET AGAIN WITH PISTACHIO! FULL OF POP CORN AND AND SUGAR LEAF! THE BEST AND CHEAPEST OUT HERE! ENJOY!

DENSE BUD BEAUTIFUL FULL AROMA! AMAZING FLOWER FOR SURE! PEOPLE DO REMEMBER OUR BISCOTTI FROM LAST YEAR WITH OUTSTANDING QUALITY! ITS BACK AGAIN FULLY FIRE BATCH!!

NEW BATCH IN STOCK CRUSHING ALL BATCHES SUPER SMOKE ! REAL TREAT! REEKS OF BLUE TERPS! UK GROWN FIREEEEEEEEEEE! UNDEFEATED BEAUTY COMES BACK AT A CHEAP PRICE BUT FIRE FUCKIN BUD! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ITS PISTACHIO SEASON!

Flavours are intense with this one. Pure gassy cookies. Dense full buds. Coming like some imported weed. Hits hard and gives you a nice stone. The price point on this is really cheap but the product is actual high quality.

Premium cold-cured piatella crafted from Melonade genetics, offering a creamy pistachio-sweet aroma with citrus zest and candy gas on the back end. Smooth, oily texture that bubbles clean when lit. Deep, calming body effect with a lifted, h…

An oldschool classic we have brought back. Harder on the texture side but burns beautiful. Hard hitting will have you stoned and relaxed. The smoke taste is exactly whats needed absolute quality.

NEW STOCK JEALOUSY! PLENTY OF THIS IN STOCK WE WILL DELETE UPON RUNNING OUT! NO SUBS! A REVIEW BY A MEMBER! Jealousy Review (Proppa) This Jealousy strain from Ztach is a great pick for anyone who loves mid Cali weed It's got the perfect m…

Super creamy terps. amazing structure on this flower. has very good colour as well. the effects are strong and can leave you speachless. Enjoy!

Creamy soft moroccan hash. The traditional way. Smokes proper leaving you head and bodily high. Clean stuff. There's plenty of stock. No subs

Gassy creamy with fruity notes. Purple hinted buds. Great smoke unbeatable price as usual.

T.I.T.S. is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Diesel and Forum Cookies. This strain is named after its acronym for This Is The Shit, which reflects its potent and flavorful profile. T.I.T.S. is 25-30% THC, making t…

Super fucking fire weed. Hard solid bud. Smells and tastes amazing. Frosty as fuck. complete shape weed grown to absolute perfection has so much frost its unreal.

Full Gas is an indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between Venom OG and Humboldt OG. Proper gas notes on this one and strong hits. Solid nug structure with a developed trichome profile.

Plenty of stock available. We will take down upon finishing and no subs. REVIEW BY A MEMBER : Megan Fox Looks 8 Only grabbed an 8th to sample with some of the LCG so really only had smaller buds, but they were dense light green frosty nug…

MIX OF FOUR STRAINS LISTING ANIMAL MINTS GUAVA GELATO TITS OG BLUE DREAM

Super soft fruity hash. Excellent price point as usual. Breaks easily by the touch of fingers.

BACK AGAIN! MIXED FLAVOURS! We Cannot Guarantee which flavour you will receive

Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigora…

If you do like gelonade then you will love this. Dense nugs. Lemon gas. hits you straight to the face. Absolute banger for the money

Another colourful banger. Bangs of cream hit your nose. Supreme creamy smoke gelato like taste. Heavy effects leaving your eyes red and your nose sweaty. Purple hints all over. Cheapest price ever.

Animal Mints is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Animal Cookies with SinMint Cookies. Animal Mints produces a strong body and head high, making it ideal for after work and evening use. This strain features a sweet, pungent aroma t…

Apple fritter hints with blue power punching through your nose. Structure on the flower is decent but the terps really speak the most of it. Colour is green with frosty buds.

Dense buds. Covered with trichomes. Big to medium bud size. An indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that is known for producing a mental calmness, though many consumers also find that this strain makes them energetic and productive. Nirva…

Solid nug structure with good size. Guava Gelato is a Gelato phenotype from Sherbinkski. This genetic expression of the Gelato lineage delivers a unique terpene profile steeped in creamy, tropical aromas with bright notes of piña colada and…
Didn't take 3 days but I reviewed late. Mates said it kinda tastes like gravy but I don't see it
Always the best service/ product on point.
Late review Perfect as always
Quality vendor came in less than 24hr .. decent product..
Fantastic value, top quality
Lovely bit of hash, great taste and smell nice chill hit on it, it even vaped in my proxy and was fine with a quick cotton bud after stealth and comms were great
Very nice indeed. Probably just get this from now on. Smells amazing tasts lovely and strong as fuck
Great stuff! Top!
Very nice smoke . Arrived next day spot on 🙏🏻
Great value and came with some nice buds as well bonus!
Top shelf indeed lovely buds and arrived overweight. Thanks!
Would give 11/10 for this if I could. Great smoke as always, perfect stealth, but the best thing is that I ordered yesterday and then the LB site went down all afternoon. Pistach still shipped my order even though it couldn't be marked as sent until today, making me pleasantly surprised to see it arrive!
Pistach truly are the king of this site 👑
Banging as always ✌🏻🔥💪
Unbeatable at the price point, stealth on point too.
ordered 3.5g and this guy sent me a little over 4g 🫡❤️❤️ highly reccomend
Perfect in every way 👌
Awesome value for money. Arrived in 8 days (international shipping). Great stealth. Would recommend! :-)
Fast service. Zero issues. Would recommend :-)
It’s ok . Not really any any nugs at all in this batch , pretty much all leaf trim . Decent high off it however
Absolute 🔥🔥 top dealer
Sorry for the delayed review. Spot on for product, weight, stealth and delivery time. Can't ask for more.
I never buy trim but this actually live sup to the hype. Taste is a bit meh but it does get you stoned, excellent for mixing if your skint. Would still only buy it when desperate though.
Lovely buds had a substitute on 1 item without warning which would have been nice. Though quality is incredible and all 3 ordess have been very kindly overweight. Defo order again. Thanks!
Good bud. Not the best I've had from pistach but pretty nice. A little wet.
Good stealth and good smoke especially for the price will order again.
Not sure if its a different batch or the end of a batch but not as good as the last few times I bought it. But for the price it still not terrible.
Spot on for the price
Great Value for the price, quick shipment Thanks Pistach
Nice
Very tasty
Not so many buds and a bit drier than last time but at this price it's still an easy 10 and still tastes good too
very speedy 48hr december del 👍 .. good strength + value trim 👍 .. cheers pistach 😎
Ordered Monday night arrived weds am and that was free post😀I vape so can only review for vaping but the leafs are a nice mellow buzzy chilled vape and the buds(3G out of 7g) are much stronger -I always buy shake as economic and great for vaping -prob best comb of leaf and nugs I’ve had in LB -going to order more
I have no idea what I got sent. But all top draw bits. Will defo be getting more and will probably be different next time but at this quality and price it's worth it. Plus all the bits were over in weight.
Wish I could give 11/10. This is my current favourite strain coming from my absolute favourite vendor. ARRIVED WITHIN 24 HOURS which made my fucking day!!! Thin stuff is beautiful- frosted green nuggets rich and kind of sticky with orange hairs. The smell is sweet but earthy and you just want to inhale it forever. This stuff makes you feel exxxxtra chilled and all your worries and stress just melt away. The muscles in your neck, back and jaw go loose and you feel warm, safe, really happy and you love everything. Amazing at getting rid of pretty much any physical pain but even better with mental pain. You’ll just feel 100% better, even if you were already ok. No paranoia or anything horrible- just all goooooooooood. Absolutely lush. This is my 3rd purchase; went for the 14g to keep me going because it’s an absolute bargain at roughly £75 for 14g!!! Incredible all round. Buy it now.
Lovely stuff
Lovely stuff
Smells and looks great but it’s very weak and disappointing. Almost zero effects felt
Received next day after ordering but unfortunately had an initial mistake with order where I received shake instead of the Oz, this was quickly resolved after contacting seller so can't fault. Never did get the Zheetos in the end but whatever MC product code is it's a strong, thick and zingy tasting smoke even if it is a little bit too sticky/takky to grind for my liking.
Also kudos to the shake I got initially by mistake since it had 4-5gs of small-mid nugs in amongst it
Super fast delivery and a lovely smooth smoke. Quick flash over it with a flame and it crumbles out lovely, great hash and service as always
Love bit of hash 🤤
Pleasantly surprised by this. Nice smoke, good price
Pretty good smoke. Top class delivery and stealth. Thanks.
Soft and gets the job done worth the price only issue was Royale mail
still a lot of stalk in this one but the loads of nugs to make up for it
Weekend from H… So, I ordered a variety of several hens. Promptly, three random ones arrived. Due to Pistach’s “good comms” the fourth hen was delivered shortly afterward. Again, a random hen (not Headband), I asked what it is, apparently Sk (which doesn’t seem to appear on Pistach’s menu). Finally, the 10 is for an almost perfect Sk!
Very, very, good shake! I only wished I had ordered more. I hope there is still some left at the end of the month. Will be placing a bigger order next time. Nice, smooth smoke, and minimal stalks/stems. Very good value, for sure. Thanks.
Good taste and popping candy flavour
Very nice wil get more
Bro honestly I regret not knowing about this before. It gets you where you want to be. It’s as strong as any other regular stuff. Best product so far.
did not get what i ordered - got "GP"
who is who i need to see now from the stress
Bangers as usual, couple more stalks this time but tweezers quickly fixed that! 🔥✌🏻
Nickyblaze247
All good
It actually took one day to arrive but it only made me select from 3 upwards. Amazing product super good quality!
Another great smoke, arrived day after being sent, no complaints as usual!
Mellow
This stuff is good, and if you like your trim, (and what men don't), you'll enjoy this. PISTACH is a top geezer, and whatever I've had, IT'S GOOD. Trust this review, buy some, it'll make you happy on a rainy day.
didn't get any of the strains listed has become "you get what you get" ordering flower from pistach
what i got was rs im assuming rs54 could be wrong that was a nice smoke for the price the other i got was marked "app" no idea what could be that was a nice smoke but the buds where 0/10 for looks i got kibble sized nugs :( smell was sweet piney maybe it was nice but the buds size just made it last a few joints and got 7g of each so that was really annoying
this oz was very stalky and the popcorn compared to my last order was disappointing but it is shake so cant expect too much
it has a good smell and a good smoke for shake
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Aces
Great value. Lots of nugs in there.